For fuck’s sake, the attendant takes his sweet time getting my milk and I miss the bus ride back to my apartment. Once I fill that punch card, I’m never going there again.

Ah, poor Aaron. Life’s never easy for him, is it? Being a hyper is never an easy life in the first place, but he’s had the poor luck to be ‘gifted’ a gigantic pair of balls and ‘only’ an 18" cock to pair with them. He soldiers on with life regardless.